Bilge Ebiri -- Obama: "I passed a law allowing women to get equal pay." Romney: "I hired women once." #debate

Josh Tyrangiel -- Romney just locked up the Welsh illegal vote.

ThePresObama [Not the real Obama] -- Romney is very tough on China. He will only eat off of the most rare and expensive sets available. #debate2012

Clay Johnson -- Watching the debates to figure out who to vote for is like watching the World Series to figure out which team to root for.

Dave Weigel -- This panel of undecided voters from Daily Kos threads is asking some good questions.

Pat Healy ?-- Fred Armisen was great tonight as every audience member.#Debate

David Weinberger -- Well, there goes the gangbanger vote! Nice job, Mr. President! #debate

Feministing -- Guns don't kill people. Single mothers kill people.

Andy Borowitz -- It's as if the Romney from the first debate is tied up in a Scooby-Doo warehouse somewhere. #debate

Team Coco -- You know who won this #debate? The shadowy townhall industry.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson -- That debate was better than a real housewives reunion.