Team Coco ??-- The ultimate Super Bowl commercial would feature a woman in a bikini riding a talking horse while eating a Crunchy Beefrageous Cheeserrito
Greg Miller ??-- They just teleported the rest of Destiny's Child to the ?#SuperBowl from the alternate dimension Beyonce trapped them in.
Ali LeRoi -- It was nice to see ?#DestinyChildren in their new jobs as backup dancers ?#superbowl
Onion Sports Network ??-- JaMarcus Russell Terrier Shows Up To Puppy Bowl 30 Pounds Overweight ?#SuperBowl
Robert Hernandez ??-- Did Bane just take over the ?#SuperBowl or something?!
Men's Humor ?-- Is this the ?#Superbowl or a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial?
Jillian Bell ??-- I turned the lights off in my house to feel like I'm at the game. ?#superbowl
Lance Ulanoff ??-- This is a publicity stunt for Star Trek: Into Darkness ?#SuperBowl ?#Blackout
Katie Mack ??-- So now Daniel Craig comes over in a helicopter and the Queen parachutes down to fix the lights... wait, no, wrong event.
Jason Shellen ??-- I assume the New Orleans police have the Animal Planet PuppyBowl team in custody. ?#lightsout ?#SuperBowl2013
Superdome Light Crew ?(parody account) -- What people don't talk about is how the lights were on for the entire first half.. #smh #SuperBowl
Frank Caliendo ??-- Best marketing scam ever. 6 extra commercials so far. ?#LightsOut
Brett Foster ??-- Only need half the lights anyway as only half the teams are playing. ?#superbowl47
Nick Toplass ??-- In hindsight, maybe installing The Clapper was a bad idea.
Joe Randazzo ??-- Guys I'm AT the ?#SuperBowl and this power outage is no joke. Most of us have broken into small but loyal factions. I am now a doctor.
Will Ferrell ????(parody account) -- This time, it's the rich people trapped in the Superdome. ?#superbowl47"
Jason Dunn ??-- I may or may not have cried during that stupid Budweiser horse commercial. ?#superbowl47
Jon Sukarangsan ??-- Next time my girlfriend is winning an argument, I'll just throw the circuit breaker and give it 35 minutes ?#superbowl47
Cassie ??-- I've cried for the troops, farmers and horses. And I'm boycotting pistachios. ?#superbowl47
DaynaTrisNYC -- How many blackouts does each team get per game? Baltimore better use one soon... ?#superbowl47 The Sklar Brothers ?-- I just want to tell Jim Harbaugh that there was a lot of holding that wasn't called in the Puppy Bowl either. #SB47 #sklarbowl