(CNN) -

This is a game with intriguing story lines: David against Goliath. Master against apprentice. Determination against precision.

This is a game the U.S. can't afford to lose.

This is a game that will be "massive."

"There's no other word to say (it)," said U.S. coach Jurgen Klinsmann.

At noon ET Thursday, the United States soccer team takes on the soccer behemoth Germany in the globe's biggest sporting spectacle, the World Cup.

Chances are, that for those 90-some minutes, your office will get little work done.

Your co-workers will huddle by the TVs in the break room. Your bosses will likely be away at long "lunches."

And you, who was perfectly content going through life blissfully unconcerned about soccer, will feel a little left out.

Well, fear not.

Here's a cheat sheet to make you an insta-pundit on this crucial showdown.

Why you should care

The eyes of the world are on the U.S.

America can't very well be the world's super power and be mediocre at soccer. This is its chance to go toe-to-toe with the second-best team in the business: the ruthlessly efficient Germany.

When the tournament began, the luck of the draw placed the U.S. team in the so-called "Group of Death."

The boys, led by Clint Dempsey aka "Captain America," survived Ghana, beating them 2-1.

Then, they almost slayed powerhouse Portugal. Almost -- but for a last-minute header that torpedoed their lead. That game ended in a 2-2 draw.

Now, the only thing standing between this group stage and a sweet spot in the next round is Die Mannschaft, German for "The Team."

''The United States is known to give everything they have in every single game," Klinsmann said. "We have that fighting spirit."

Why you should worry

Here's one reason: The two teams have met nine times; Germany's come out on top six of those times.