Well here's one way to get home from the bar.
A drunk New Jersey man is accused of stealing a bulldozer, telling police he was cold and trying to get home to Newark.
Christopher Russell, 30, left a path of destruction in his wake. The bulldozer leveled signs, three benches, a tree and a drinking fountain while leaving a maze of destructive tracks in the grass of West Hudson Park, the Jersey Journal reported.
Russell now faces charges of d riving while intoxicated, criminal mischief, leaving the scene of an accident and theft of the bulldozer.