Husband documents poor sex life in spreadsheet

Three-column spreadsheet goes viral


A  Reddit user wrote a post about her and her husband's marital problems, and revealed her husband kept track of their lack-of-sex life via spreadsheet.

Deadspin republished the woman's Reddit post: "Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone," she said. "He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone."

"Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my 'excuses,' using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment," she shared with users. "According to his 'document,' we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 'attempts' on his part."

The three-column spreadsheet of the 27 instances he tried to initiate sex included the date, whether or not the two had sex and, hilariously, the wife's "excuse" for refusing his sexual advances.

"'I just came back from the gym, I feel gross,'" he wrote of his wife's excuse on the 19th, while noting: "Didn't shower until next morning."